What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

-J W Pepper

At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How long can a marriage survive after a long-term affair?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is Jesus God almighty?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why am I tired all the time?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever